EARMUFFS!! This blog IS going in that direction, so if you are sensitive, please move along to the next post. I wouldn't want you to lower your opinion of me or the journalism that this blog is becoming (at least in my own mind...)
Well folks, start counting your blessings that you live in America, land of the brave and home of the free. Free to access adult internet websites if and when you damn well please too. Because that's not the case here in Turkiye.
Let me give you a brief history lesson. Istanbul, or Constantinople, was the capital of the Roman Empire for a long long time. Christians my friends, not Muslims. They were in here having a good old time. Drinking, partying, fornicating, like the 2nd coming of Christ was around the corner...I'm sure of it. I saw countless sculptures, edifices, and scenes on clay pots depicting it at the Afrodisias site just 3 days ago. I saw Aphrodite taking on 2 guys at one time. I saw Hercules being escorted away by 3 "nymphs", I believe is the mythological term.
Fast forward to 2011. The fact seems to be that the gov't is in fact blocking access to these type of websites. No wonder the men in the small towns won't pick up a hoe and join their wives in the fields. Not that kind of hoe you perverts!
So here in Turkey, its the Sears catalogue womens lingerie section, a stray dog and a can of peanut butter, or www.whatsundermybirka.com
The only saving grace for a man in this country, not shocking here, is www.barstoolsports.com. its available completely uncensored. Now, the only question is The Wake Ups or the Smoke Shows! Wow, I feel like a dirty old man just writing that. But it had to be done, journalistic integrity.
**This blog post was clearly researched for educational and entertainment purposes only. **
Well folks, start counting your blessings that you live in America, land of the brave and home of the free. Free to access adult internet websites if and when you damn well please too. Because that's not the case here in Turkiye.
Let me give you a brief history lesson. Istanbul, or Constantinople, was the capital of the Roman Empire for a long long time. Christians my friends, not Muslims. They were in here having a good old time. Drinking, partying, fornicating, like the 2nd coming of Christ was around the corner...I'm sure of it. I saw countless sculptures, edifices, and scenes on clay pots depicting it at the Afrodisias site just 3 days ago. I saw Aphrodite taking on 2 guys at one time. I saw Hercules being escorted away by 3 "nymphs", I believe is the mythological term.
Fast forward to 2011. The fact seems to be that the gov't is in fact blocking access to these type of websites. No wonder the men in the small towns won't pick up a hoe and join their wives in the fields. Not that kind of hoe you perverts!
So here in Turkey, its the Sears catalogue womens lingerie section, a stray dog and a can of peanut butter, or www.whatsundermybirka.com
The only saving grace for a man in this country, not shocking here, is www.barstoolsports.com. its available completely uncensored. Now, the only question is The Wake Ups or the Smoke Shows! Wow, I feel like a dirty old man just writing that. But it had to be done, journalistic integrity.
**This blog post was clearly researched for educational and entertainment purposes only. **
have you gone insane.
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